Host NBCmike:

GraceN911:

What does producer Jeff Ross REALLY do on the show???

Late_Night_Conan:

He is our shoe cobbler. A simple man, but a good man.

Host NBCmike:

Jessie: Thu, Apr 4, 9:22PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Conan, did you know that you have been a Halloween costume?

Late_Night_Conan:

I didn't know that. Are you sure it's not a Howdy Doody costume or something?

Host NBCmike:

PETER: Thu, Apr 4, 9:21PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Conan, if this is you, what was your first piece on the lampoon!

Late_Night_Conan:

It is me. I think my first piece on the Lampoon was a sitcom parody called "Conflict." I also had some kind of Hitler cartoon (an omen of things to come).

Host NBCmike:

renoram:

What do you whisper to your guests when you start your commercial breaks?

Late_Night_Conan:

"I will one day murder you."

Host NBCmike:

cyperus:

Conan, what is the funniest unscripted incident that has happened on the show?

Late_Night_Conan:

It might have been the other night, when William Shatner couldn't remember the name of his character on Star Trek.

Host NBCmike:

formality from the msn: themerritts:

Conan, sir, what is your favorite bodily function and in what way has it helped your career?

Late_Night_Conan:

They're all so good, who can choose?

Host NBCmike:

I love Conan: Thu, Apr 4, 9:17PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

I know practically everything about you Conan, except what your favorite color is. So, what is it? Mine are blue and red.

Late_Night_Conan:

I guess I like blue. Either that or forest green. I feel like Chuck Woolery should be moderating.

Host NBCmike:

Bluestrat:

conan, how did your show arrive at having Max as bandleader? raffle, audition or just plain nepotism?

Host NBCmike:

[for the record NBCmike doesn't look remotely like Mr. Woolery]

Late_Night_Conan:

It was his spontaneous wit. That and a raffle.

Host NBCmike:

DukeOfFunk:

Do you ever have the urge to just punch someone who calls you annoying names?? i.e. coneboy

Late_Night_Conan:

Most people find "Conan" ridiculous enough.

Host NBCmike:

SteveK: Thu, Apr 4, 9:14PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Are you like me -- do you think Richard Simmons is, well, creepy?

Late_Night_Conan:

For me it's those short shorts. If he wore a bee keepers outfit I'd find him much less creepy.

Host NBCmike:

TheMovieGuy:

Is it true that Princess Diana has denied any liason with you while in New York on business? Do you call her DeeDee, and if she is the Duchess of York is New York a divorce dispute issue?

Late_Night_Conan:

Yes, she has denied a liason. No, my nickname for her is Lady Di - No - Mite. And only the Bronx has come up in the settlement heariings.