Host NBCmike:

We're now about to let a lucky "Late Night" fan go one-on-one with Conan for a few questions! One of you will be made a PARTICIPANT in the ON STAGE chat room. The gloves are coming off :-) If this happens to be you, please ask your questions directly (and quickly) in the ON STAGE Room and not the Open Mic Room. Remember that Conan is our guest and should be treated accordingly.

Patrick_Kooiman has been made a participant.

Host NBCmike:

Patrick Kooiman from the Netherlands: you're one-on-one with Conan O'Brien! Post your comments and ask questions On Stage now.

Patrick_Kooiman:

Conan - I really don't have time to talk to you, I'm packing for my trip to New York, I have to be at the airport in an hour, so keep it short, OK?

Late_Night_Conan:

I'lll try.

Host NBCmike:

Got anything to say for yourself Patrick?

Patrick_Kooiman:

Thanks, are there any things I should bring for my trip to ny?

Late_Night_Conan:

Your own large apartment and $6 million in treasury bonds.

Patrick_Kooiman:

hehe

Patrick_Kooiman:

how can i bribe you

Late_Night_Conan:

Bring me some of those killer Netherland clogs.

Patrick_Kooiman:

I will, see you next Tuesday

Late_Night_Conan:

You're scaring me now.

Patrick_Kooiman:

I have the tickets and all, so I'm really going to be there with those clogs

Patrick_Kooiman has been made a spectator.

Host NBCmike:

Thank you Patrick for "virtually" getting personal with Conan!

Host NBCmike:

Jessie: Thu, Apr 4, 9:28PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

I'll give it one more try...What is on the blue mug that is always sitting on your desk, Conan?

Late_Night_Conan:

My friend Greg Daniels made me that mug three years ago, after I got the show. It is covered with a lot of the nonsense words I used to use to irritate people around me. It's been on my desk since the first show.

Host NBCmike:

A question we must ask all guests at NBC Chats: Conan, can you explain mad cow disease?

Late_Night_Conan:

It's the pigs. They're the ones that did it. The pigs I tell you!

Host NBCmike:

DukeOfFunk:

Conan are you planning on taking over the world and enslaving every known human being?? Just wondering.

Late_Night_Conan:

No, I prefer to create my own legion of robotic minions and control them from my sub-terranian lair.

Host NBCmike:

Piscitello:

Conan, i heard you liked girls that are tall and look like you in a wig, sorry i don't fill that description, but i am irish and am gorgeous

Late_Night_Conan:

Sorry. But unless you look exactly like me in a wig, it's no go. Besides, what would Cher say?

Host NBCmike:

sp092255:

who do you think are today's better political satirists?

Late_Night_Conan:

I think Al Franken's book is really funny. In fact, Franken's going to be doing the same gig for the president I did last year and I bet he does a great job.

Host NBCmike:

Nanoc Neirb'O: Thu, Apr 4, 9:37PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Gimme address. I want to stalk you. In a good way.

Late_Night_Conan:

I live inside the book the Statue of Liberty is clutching. Come on by, but use the stairs.

Host NBCmike:

jsbdab:

What are the deep dark secrets of your soul?

Late_Night_Conan:

I'd trade everything I have it I could be in a Rockabilly band and have hair like Hawaii Five-O's Jack Lord.