Host NBCmike:

LEGENDofMERLIN:

Do you ever plan to have Andy(Andi)? run a show while you sit by?

Late_Night_Conan:

That's not a bad idea. Maybe I could take a break for a week at some point and he could run things. Then I could pursue my real passion: jazzercise.

Host NBCmike:

Someone's might have a cyber-crush: Aielish: Thu, Apr 4, 9:10PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

So, answer the question everyone really wants to know Conan, do you have a girlfriend?

Late_Night_Conan:

Thanks for assuming that everyone wants to know. Actually, I do have a girlfriend but she doesn't like me to talk about her to the media. You see, she's Cher.

Host NBCmike:

Otto: Thu, Apr 4, 9:10PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Conan: Clear something up for me - I say the lunar landings were fake...NASA claims they're real...what's the truth?

Late_Night_Conan:

The first two were fake. After that, NASA got their act together and pulled it off for real.

Host NBCmike:

Shawn: Thu, Apr 4, 9:11PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Conan, what do you feel that you owe your success to? Any role models that helped in your decision to enter the entertainment industry?

Host NBCmike:

[Conan is typing furiously]

Late_Night_Conan:

I think I owe my success to several things: I always worked pretty hard, I was lucky enough to bump into talented people like Lorne Michaels and Robert Smigel who could help me on my way, and I was pretty much ignorant of how many hurdles were in my way. The last part sounds like a joke, but one of the reasons I bit off so much in my career is that I didn't know any better.

Host NBCmike:

TONYmale:

Who are you backing for President in the coming election and why?

Late_Night_Conan:

I still think Jimmy Carter could come back and take the whole prize.

Host NBCmike:

Patrick_Kooiman:

Let's skip the internship for me, Conan, how about a job and a green card? I'm sure that one phone call from you would straighten things out immediately with Immigration

Host NBCmike:

[Patrick is from the Netherlands]

Late_Night_Conan:

I'll do what I can, my foriegn friend. In the meantime, you could get a job as a cabbie here in New York in probably three minutes. Very little is required.

Host NBCmike:

TheMovieGuy:

Did you know you are listed in the book Celebrity Access-The Directory, or how and where to write the rich and famous 1996-97/6th ed."? You've made it buddy b

Late_Night_Conan:

Thanks, pal. But until I have my own line of leisure-wear, I will not rest.

Host NBCmike:

CD_Mania:

Conan can you tell me a joke right here online?

Host NBCmike:

The pressure is on.

Late_Night_Conan:

I have one, but I'm told I can't type it on the web. Give me a second to think of a clean one.

Late_Night_Conan:

Allright, here's one. "Here in New York they're installing electric signs in the subways. Soon, you'll be seeing announcements like, 'Hey buddy, that's not water you're standing in.'"

Host NBCmike:

Jessie: Thu, Apr 4, 9:14PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Do you really have a large dummy in your dressing room that you beat in between segments, or do you use interns for that?

Late_Night_Conan:

Shatner was correct about me having a kickbox dummy in my dressing room. However, I don't know what he meant when he said it had a 'big crotch" and I usually beat it after the show in a sad effort to impress my female guests.