Host NBCmike:

SomberMood:

Conan, what does nbcmike actually look like, and do you find him sexy?

Late_Night_Conan:

He looks like Michael Medved, and yes.

Host NBCmike:

[I look like Conan in a wig]

Host NBCmike:

DukeOfFunk:

Conan VS. Dole in a death match. who would win??

Late_Night_Conan:

Dole would rip off my ass-cheeks with his pencil and grind me under his eraser.

Host NBCmike:

Jessie: Thu, Apr 4, 9:41PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Why don't you ever sing on the show? I'm told you sometimes sing in your warm-ups.

Late_Night_Conan:

I've sung on the show several times, but the idea here is to get MORE viewers.

Host NBCmike:

Shannon: Thu, Apr 4, 9:42PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Conan My Big fat Irish Head was wondering, What is your relationship with Letterman

Late_Night_Conan:

We're not close friends or anything, but he's always been incredibly kind to me and the show and we've done comedy bits for each others' programs several times.

Host NBCmike:

SteveK: Thu, Apr 4, 9:49PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

Conan, were you ever in the Boy Scouts?

Late_Night_Conan:

No. I reject all paramilitary organizations.

Host NBCmike:

BrianL: Thu, Apr 4, 9:49PM EDT (-0400 GMT)

conan, do you feel as though you are a tool of the machine, and with every broadcast you help perpetuate the entrenched patriarchal dominance that binds our societhy as a whole in a state of perverse self-destruction?

Late_Night_Conan:

Yes. But it pays well and I get to keep the ties.

Host NBCmike:

And our final question for the evening from the web: Who is the one guest you would most like to have on your show?

What do you find the most challenging...working on the Conan O'Brien Show or when you wrote for the Simpsons?

Late_Night_Conan:

I'd really like to get John Cleese on the show. As far as what's more challenging, doing new comedy every night is the biggest challenge of my career. Writing for the Simpsons wasn't easy, but Late Night devours tons of good ideas each week and then asks for more.

Host NBCmike:

THANK YOU for a great chat everyone. :)

Host NBCmike:

Special thanks to Conan O'Brien for taking the time off his busy schedule to hang with us.

Late_Night_Conan:

Goodbye everyone. Next time you're in New York, stop by and see the show. We give away G.E. appliances to all our audience members.

Host NBCmike:

Thanks and good night!