CONANDRUM

Iambic Pentamakrunk

Conan O'Brien Puts out new shows each weekday, Mondays excepted.

—Damone

that red headed guy he's got his own tv show conan o'brien.

—Sarah

Conan did not win Screw the damn Academy They can all kiss mine

—Jessica

Our Favorite Show, Is Not Dennis Miller's Show. Conan Didn't Show.

—Jessica

Conan O'Brien He makes my penis erect And I am not gay.

—Steve

Conan O'Brien not Dave, Jay, or even Craig Conan O'Brien

—Christopher

Oh Andy Richter: husky like a mountain bear, grace like a gazelle

—Christopher

Mister Max Weinberg: so kind to not harm a flea? or an insane whore?!

—Christopher

Carl "Oldy" Olsen is "Carl" one syllable or two? I am not sure!

—Christopher

Rob Smigel is smart crazy free spirit in youth big perv in old age

—Christopher

His mouth announces so do his wet smelly pits: body never lies

—Christopher

The world loves Conan. Okay, not really, I know. Nine people love him.

—Christopher

Late Night is on TV. Each night it gives us... something. Just, um, something. Yeah.

—Christopher

Conan, marry me. We'll buy a little condo, And sell real estate.

—Laura

Andy, please don't go. If you do then I'll just die. We love you so much.

—Laura

Conan is a babe He makes my heart go flip-flop Wish I could have him

—Daizee